The Ephemeral Irrelevant




tyleroakley:

I can’t.

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myspacefamosity:

me moshing and my mom not understanding 


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soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

Via Some day... It will all be worth it...I promise

gimmedatcreaturee:

kashuu:

how much does a hipster weigh?

an instagram

 

DYING

(Source: gamurgirl)

Via life.forward();

dickfranceschi:

when you type in a tag ONCE and it stays there forever and then it just assumes thats what you want to say in every tag ever

example:

Via some loneliness all mixed with curacao blue

yelyahwilliams:

Truer today than it ever was!

(Source: gh0stofjealousy)


Via RambleRamble

Hopefully now my page is fixed. To that anon who asked, the follow button should be at the top of the page. 


Anonymous asked: Where is your subscribe button?? I really like your page!

Thank you for pointing this out, I keep forgetting how broken my page is. 



theheterophobicguy:

Karen Walker; favorite quotes


Via DANGEROUS & MOVING


pamiwillendyou:

omfg the dog got one of the barbies and we found this on the floor instead of being upset the seven year old very solemnly picked the mauled ken doll off of the floor and said, “the devil has spoken”




  • romeo: hey i just met you.
  • romeo: and this is crazy.
  • romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nurse called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
  • romeo: so marry me maybe.
Via As Far As Appendages Go

pokemonpeople:

Nurse Joy Division


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