March 2011
Magenta Is Not A Color. →
The 7th GIF in your folder is your husband. The...
celleci:
jadorelolita:
truebluestyleps:
xnila:
in—wonderland:
powtypuppy:
jaxvalentine:
swissbeauty:
Husband:
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dead.
Husband:
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Husband:
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That’s about right.
Husband:
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soo accurate!! :D <333
husband:
my reaction:
bahaha nooo way to say “i don’t think so ’ to ian :D
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What It Feels Like to Get Fucked in the Ass →
bradofarrell:
extrafirmhold:
behindthisbeard:
Hate to get all anal on you all again, but my friend David emailed me this article and I thought it was amazing:
“Getting your ass penetrated should be a prerequisite for life because it’s an experience that teaches humility and encourages teamwork. After the deed, you see your fellow man in a whole new empathetic light, the kind of light...
Congratulations! You were successfully gay...
tuffghostevan:
You should get a medal.
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Watchrybrator:
IM SCREAMING, THIS IS MY NEW QUEEN. BRITNEY STILL IS HOLDING BACK AND IM SICK OF STANNING FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESNT GIVE ME HER ALL. THIS BITCH IS AMAZING.
I'm making a mix cd for the boy I want inside me.
What should I put on it?
5 Year Old Children
dazzlingmage:
Expectation:
Reality:
Oh my…
finnsblog2 asked: Who is your favorite adventure time character? Is it me?
The Attached
machrromar:
Maybe if you teach your fingers to whisper Your mouth will have more time to lie. So your body can tease, while your eyes help deceive And your boyfriend can hang me to dry.
I want this man inside of me. →
Lust
machrromar:
And The Darkness felt divine As it crept across my skin I felt it close my throat like twine And swore this was the greatest sin What left to say when you cant say ‘love’ Because that word isn’t strong enough? When it sets flame to your heart, feel the blaze rise above This feeling could never last long enough.
The Beauty of Insanity: Decontrol →
machrromar:
I think I’ve waited long enough For you to change This isn’t fair, this thing you’re doing to me This unnamed, unfair thing I wouldn’t mind if I knew your purpose But I don’t, so I do. Understand? You’ve blinded me to everything else Everyone else Everytime you’re around, all I see is you.
