Hate to get all anal on you all again, but my friend David emailed me this article and I thought it was amazing:
“Getting your ass penetrated should be a prerequisite for life because it’s an experience that teaches humility and encourages teamwork. After the deed, you see your fellow man in a whole new empathetic light, the kind of light that’s humanizing, curbs any further judgements and could possibly end wars. It’s like, “You just let me put my penis in your ass and move it in and out for an hour. God bless you, you wonderful angel. Take this ‘get out of jail free’ card. You’ve earned it!”
I’m going to be talking more about this in my book “How to Faggett”, but my God, if everyone who HATED homosexuals, and loved war and fighting, just let themselves get spine-aligned for at least 20 minutes. I tell ya - they’d be singing a different tune! In fact It’d be hard to get any audible whistling out of it, probably.
And The Darkness felt divine As it crept across my skin I felt it close my throat like twine And swore this was the greatest sin What left to say when you cant say ‘love’ Because that word isn’t strong enough? When it sets flame to your heart, feel the blaze rise above This feeling could never last long enough.