June 2012
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DOING WHATEVER IT IS I DO: four letter words →
everydaygay:
love is a four letter word and so is pain, and so is hate and so is gone, fear, done and over.
but so is hope and here and this and toys, hold, arms, lips, find and give and so is peep and you cannot hold a fucking marshmallow peep in your hand and try to tell me there are anything less than miracles in a world that can create such simple beauty and the shit tastes good, too
four...
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parcelhare:
That awkward moment when you lock eyes with someone from across the room and you both realize you are obligated to have a pokemon battle.
armuredetissu asked: Woooo. I don't really know how to woo on a tumblr ask box but I figure un-trolling myself is a start
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splinteryourspine:
splinteryourspine:
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
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“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
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some loneliness all mixed with curacao blue: the... →
gyzym:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
IN THE EVENT OF AN...
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The universe doesn’t give you what you ask for with your thoughts - it gives you...
– Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via youlooklikesomethingblooming)
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
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Too hungry to be on tumblr right now, brb after I make some cookie-cheesecake-mac & cheese-pizza-piecake
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wizcoylifa:
Kim Kardashian looks at her watch and becomes very concerned. Not because she is late, but because she cannot tell time.
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mechastreisand:
my lab partner is bragging about how random he is kill me now but do it quickly before he googles waffles again
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lampsarepeopletoo:
i wish i had “interested vision” where you can only see people who are dtf
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