The Ephemeral Irrelevant

heartpill:

have you ever looked through your own blog and been like “damn this is some good shit”

What are the three best words your crush can say to you?

americanrad:

ronaldreagay:

e-n-d-l-3—s-s:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?

I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

Cheese is made with milk, i don’t think you need to slaughter a cow to get milk…..

fuck

When you’re a cow, you’re told for your entire life that your biggest dream is to grow up to be one of McDonald’s Cows. Nothing says ‘living the dream’ like being the Clydesdale, A-list, Varsity approach to being a cow. So when Bettie was born with a mutation that made her laugh her ass off, she knew she would never be big enough to one of McDonald’s Cows. The other cows used to make fun of her, but she wouldn’t get discouraged or let the other cows shame her for her weight. She could smile as she laughed, watching her friends and family got selected to the exclusive party that was being one of McDonald’s Cows. One day, Bettie will learn the truth of the legendary McDonald’s Cows, and she will have the last laugh.

es-tea-enne:

noncanadiansatan:

bertismylife:

vickisaurusrex:

cute names for ur newborn child

• yeehaw
• ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• hte Spaghetti
• lil shit
• swiggity swoner i have a boner
• genocide

come on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), we’re gonna be late

how is that pronounced

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

catholicnun:

my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet