1. Have you ever had intercourse? Assuming we’re defining intercourse as ‘genital to genital contact’ (and assuming the mouth doesn’t count as genitals), then only frotting…

This thing is making me sound so much more boring than I actually am haha

2. Oral Sex: Given or received an orgasm? Yes and yes
3. Licked an ass? No
4. Had your ass licked? No
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass? No
6. Swallowed Cum? Yes
7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM ? No 
8. Had anal sex? No
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? Nope
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? Yeah I love the pussy! …Just kidding. No.

11. Had sex with someone of the same sex? Oral, yeah.
12. Did a threesome? Yes
13. Did a foursome? No
14. Been in an Orgy? No
15. Been in a gangbang? No
16. Had sex in public? Mmm blowjobs in the park
17. Snowballed (swapping cum) with someone? No
18. Had your toes licked or sucked? No
19. Licked or sucked someone’s toes? No
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only)  in a day? Only in Slutember
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only)  in a week? Yes
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex? Phone-boning is the best, especially when the other end is like, in a really inappropriate situation like a library or coffee shop and can’t respond in kind haha
23. Reached an orgasm? Yes
24. Watched porn? Yes
25. Bought a dirty magazine? Nope
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net? Haha yeah
27. Let someone video tape you having sex? No
28. Had sex without protection? Oral, yes.
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or gave someone a cum facial? Funny story my (female) friend’s boyfriend told me to cum on his face once. I didn’t.
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers? No
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone? No
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other? Not willingly. And from this point on, the word ‘sex’ means oral.
33. Ever did one of your significant others friends or relative? Friend’s brother, but I was better friends with the brother haha
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other? Significant other? #ForeverAlone
35. Made someone pass out from sex? Haha no
36. Tasted your own cum? Yes
37. Masturbated? Yes
38. Let someone watch you? Yes
39. Ever showed you naked on cam? Yes
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on  their period? Omg ew no. Blood freaks me out. 
41. Been ate or eaten someone? Nope.
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?  Yeah
43. Had sex in a vehicle? Yes
44. Been caught having sex? Almost but no. 
45. Paid for sex? No
46. Used toys during sex? No
47. Used food? No
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex? No
49. Ever been dominated in bed?  No
50. Ever had a wet dream? No, I masturbate too much for that I think lol
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex? No
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten: Yes
53. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? Well, only once have I just forgotten to ask for a name. Assuming I’ve never gotten a fake name, that is.