Yesterday, no fewer than 95 tornadoes across nine states were reported to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), which tracks storms across the U.S. To put that in context, consider this from the New York Times: “The storm systems stretched from the Gulf Coast to the Great Lakes and were so wide that an estimated 34 million people were at risk for severe weather… At one point, the storms were coming so fast that as many as four million people were within 25 miles of a tornado.”
Woah.
I knew it. All I heard all day was shit blowing around outside, winds were ridic. My dad wanted me to go outside for some reason, and I nearly told him to fuck off.
