God women think being a woman is the worst thing in the universe but lemme tell you what sweetheart the chances of me being hatecrimed is higher than the chances of you being raped and I still have to deal with discrimination against the same, dreaded, straight white male privilege you never seem to shut the fuck up about. At least you can get married. You can call a guy cute without fear of him kicking the shit out of you. How’s it feel to get guys to buy you beer instead of them throwing bottles of it at you? Shit, how do you even *handle* all the attention that comes with having a vagina?